Promising improved treatment and conditions for kidnapees, Sustainable Kidnapping seeks to make the experience a lot better….however don’t forget to pay up of course…
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I used to doubt that I could actually kidnap someone successfully, I have
been inspired and think I will give it a shot now! Thanks Thingstarter!
So many of my mistakes now seem foolish and borne of ignorance.
Thanks to the book “Sustainable Kidnapping”, I have seen a 36% decrease in
attempted escapes and a 42% increase in successful payment of ransom.
Thanks, ThingStarter!
I feel that the small guy’s voice is actually enforcing some sterotypes
that people have about us kidnappers.
This guy is a god damn racist! WTF does it mean by “the uploader has not
made this video available to you’re country”, what? So you hate slouch hats
n kangaroos or something!?
Seems legit
My Mom won’t let me Skype because she is afraid I will get kidnapped! LAUGH
OUT LOUD!
hahaha, wie geil ist das denn?! gnihihihihi (via @mogreens)
i’ll kick in a dollar. i wonder if i can get some money to go to north
korea so i can improve my rodman parody videos
Wow, excellent. hahaha
i love this!
Can I buy a CSA share?
1:17 Kidnapping, playing with goat. I see what you did there.
Awesome
Awesome!
Think globally, kidnap locally.
Think Globally, kidnap locally: Sustainable Kidnapping (Thingstarter Ep. 4
of 6)
Laughing is good
kidnapping is funny
Oh dear…
Sustainable Kidnapping (Thingstarter Ep. 4 of 6)
Now that’s something we can all feel good about.
#FunnyVideos #Environment #Comedy
ok this one is funny haha
I wonder if Thinkstarter could help me fund my organic, fair-trade cocaine
and opiate distribution service?
These guys are better actors than anyone I’ve seen on KickStarter.
Might as well be a real thing….
This is categorized under “news”.. shit I thought this was legit until the
video started.
I guess I shouldn’t be so let down–a world with sustainable kidnapping
says way too much about priorities.
“Kidnapping is in our blood”
Not willing to part with a million dollars to save Dan? No problem! Help
yourself forget about him with another new Thingstarter: “Audiobooks Read
By You”: Audiobooks Read By You (Thingstarter Ep. 5 of 6)
Looks real
Brilliant lampooning. What better way to popularize a felony than adding
buzzwords to it?
WTF
You have 30 days before blood is on your hands! Byyyyye!
2:28 I completely lost it
did anyone notice the crab walking on the bottom right at 2:44
Favorite so far
Hahaha Sustainable Kidnapping, with a foreword by Micheal Pollan
I have heard about these guys and it’s all a fraud they steal gas guzzlers
for the get away cars and they use harmful chemicals to knock out the
victims. Check out the HBO documentary coming out in the fall.
You kidnapped my heart!!
My boyfriend Zeke is a third-generation professional kidnapper, but when he
bought me a copy of “Sustainable Kidnapping” three months ago to help me
start my own kidnapping career, I’ll admit I was a little skeptical. But
after following the instructions during my very first kidnapping, I
definitely noticed that the sustainable kidnapping process was very simple,
easy to follow, and much less stressful than conventional kidnapping both
for me and for my victim. Since then I’ve stuck to a sustainable
kidnapping routine, and so far I haven’t had to deal with a single escape
attempt, my victims have all reported a significant improvement in their
daily lives and overall health since their respective kidnappings, and a
few of them have even referred me and Zeke to possible future victims with
greater ransom prospects. Thanks, Thingstarter!
*P.S.:* If any of my previous victims are reading this, those referrals
better not be some trap by the FBI to try to bust me because if they are,
chances are Zeke will end up kidnapping one of your loved ones to bargain
for my release. Or vice versa. **laughs** … But seriously, don’t even
think about it.
someone died. O_O
You have 30 days before blood is on your hands! Byeeeee!
This is not new….this is the state with a new name
This is friggin’ hilarious.
Locavorism and ‘humane’ #slaughter meet their counterpart in ‘sustainable
kidnapping.’